Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown
They say I'm the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie

Here I am at a famous school
I'm dressin' sharp and I'm actin' cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work and maybe later I'll hate her

Oh God I am the American dream
I do not think I'm too extreme
And I'm a handsome sonofabitch
I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich

So I went out and bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change but I'm still kinda cute
Got a job doing radio promo
And none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo

Eventually – you and me
Sorta fused together into T&B
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
As long as I get a little golden shower

Oh God I am the American dream
I do not think I'm too extreme
And I'm a handsome sonofabitch
I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich

And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I'm goin down,
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I'm goin down.
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I'm goin down.